Heil Kenny (Updated)

Update

I sent this letter to Enda Kenny because of the similarities I perceived (rightly or wrongly) between the policies of Fine Gael and the Nazi Party. Unbeknown to me at the time, was the fact that the son of the notorious antisemitic Fine Gael TD, Oliver J. Flanagan, is a candidate in the Laois-Offaly constituency. Oliver J. Flanagan was noted for making comments to the Dáil such as "Until we rout the Jews out of this country it does not matter a hair's breadth what orders you make" and "How is it that we do not see any of these [Emergency Powers] Acts directed against the Jews, who crucified Our Saviour nineteen hundred years ago, and who are crucifying us every day in the week?" Lets hope that the apple falls very far from the tree indeed.

It was reported in the Guardian newspaper that "The family of Patrice Lumumba, the assassinated first Prime Minister of Congo, have demanded an apology from the Fine Gael leader Enda Kenny, who called the revered African liberation hero a 'nigger' in a racist joke." In my dotage, there is nothing I enjoy more than keeping up to date with current affairs but Enda managed to keep this one quiet, even from my shark eyes. Fine Gael officials have dismissed the issue as "dead". The family of Patrice Lumumba feel, understandably, rather differently about this. If you're wondering why you haven't heard anything about this, it's because Enda asked reporters not to mention it and they cheerfully obliged. I see the final nail has been put in the coffin of free media in Ireland. All we need to do now is elect them so they can lower it into the ground. The UK media were not so accommodating however and there have been widespread calls across the water, for Enda to step down.

I can only imagine he is personally moderating Fine Gael's Facebook page too. Yesterday hundreds of people's comments were deleted and their profiles blocked. Many people inquired about the suitability of Fine Gael's equality spokesperson, Lucinda Creighton after she said she believed the purpose of marriage was to “propagate & create environment for children to grow up”. A poll on thejournal.ie seems to suggest that a lot of people disagree with Lucinda's views. Other deleted posts included questions about equal rights, gay marriage, homophobic bullying in schools, single parents, neutrality, stem cell research, graduate tax, genetically modified food and voting abroad.

...I suppose as you get older you develop a 6th sense about these kinds of things.

Ms. Myrtle Tisdell

Address Line 1

Address Line 2

20 February 2011

Mr Enda Kenny
Tucker Street
Castlebar
Co Mayo

Dear Mr. Kenny

I was delighted to hear of you and your party's recent 'quantum leap' in popularity. What a fine dolichocephalic specimen of a man you are! I can see by your skull and facial features that you posses the mental and moral faculties of a true leader. Am I correct in assuming your Germanic heritage?

Let me first say that I think the new slogan for the under classes is terrific! "Let's get Ireland working". Working like dogs I say! For the lowest wages and the highest taxes possible. If we can get them working for nothing, all the better. That's the only way to keep them in line. Labour camps will help us rebuild Ireland and if the people don't like that fact, they can always leave, as I'm sure all the graduates will, to avoid the new tax. We can learn from the lessons of Germany in this regard. They lost many great physicists to the US in the 1930's and their destiny may have been realised had they taken steps to avoid this. May I suggest compulsory service in the newly militarised army you have planned. Don't mind those neigh sayers that criticise your stance on Irish neutrality. When Germany was forced into that situation after WW1, The Great Man used his vision and strength to abandon neutrality and as a result, the 3rd Reich grew out of recession. Great nations grow from military power and create order in the world. The New Order, if you like.

May I commend you for speaking out on the gay rights issue, and saying what everyone was thinking but too afraid to say. Strong, powerful men are never afraid to speak their minds. Ireland will only become strong again if we apply the principles of racial hygiene and eugenics. Besides, this is the time to deal with serious issues that effect everyday life such as stag hunting. It is not the time to be discussing irrelevant human rights issues like abortion or gay marriage. Do they not realise that we are not all created equal and that they have previously been identified as Lebensunwertes Leben? (Life unworthy of life, in case your German is a little rusty).

I am looking forward to your reform of the Irish Health care system, so that we can at last set up much needed centre's for genetic and racial hygiene. Obviously, abortion will be a must until the program of sterilization is rolled out, but you're right to keep this under wraps for the time being. The nation has become weak and corrupted by the infusion of degenerate elements into their bloodstream. These must be removed quickly. It is the only way to ensure the future of Ireland.

Still, I gather that Leo Varadkar is running again. It's good to see that you're enticing the immigrant vote by having an Asian in your inner circle but be careful it doesn't run away on you. I say, once you've won, send him to the camps! You certainly made the right choice in ditching George Lee. By the look of him I'd imagine he has some Rhineland Bastard in him.

And it'll be great to be rid of the Irish language at last, for German truly shall become the language of Europe, and our total submission to the E.U. will finish the job our great leader began in 1939. We certainly can’t have those f**cking pagans running around, talking gibberish, trying to ruin everything for the upstanding, God fearing Christians in our society.

There are tough times ahead Mr. Kenny but you have been chosen by God to lead the Fourth Reich and must implement the Final Solution. Herr Himmler always carried with him a copy of the Bhagavad Gita as it gave him great solace and relieved the guilt he felt. I will try to locate you a copy for the journey ahead. Just as when The Great Man was at the reigns of Germany, many of his ideas were taken out of context but I assure you, you have my vote!

Perhaps you would oblige me with a signed copy of your manifesto, for prosperity. If you and Lucinda are ever in the area feel free to call in. I have a good few ideas up my sleeve. As The Great Man himself once said "May God Almighty give our work His blessing, strengthen our purpose, and endow us with wisdom and the trust of our people, for we are fighting not for ourselves but for Germany."

Wir mussen der irischen ausrotten!

Yours truly,

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Ms M Tisdell